The Workers

A passer by approaches two workmen and asks them what they are doing…
“We work for the government,” says one of the workers.
“But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. You’re not accomplishing
anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?” protests the passer by.
“You don’t understand,” says one of the men. “Normally there are three of us: me,
Rodney, and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike, here, puts the dirt
back. Just because Rodney’s sick, doesn’t mean that Mike and me can’t work.”
Passer : !!

- Peace Out :p

Whats in a name ?!

Fu, Bu and Chu emigrate from China to America. After hearing the trouble people have
saying their names they decide to Americanise them.
Bu called himself Buck, Chu called himself Chuck, and Fu goes back to China !!

- Peace Out :p

Chased by the Bear

Once there were these two backpackers who see a bear begin to charge them so one backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes.

His companion says, “you’ll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?”

The guy with the running shoes replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.” !!

-Peace Out

Bear with me

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, “You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”

Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, “That was a huge mistake, Frank. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.”

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly, and shot it. He felt sweet revenge. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, “Admit it, Frank, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?” !!

-Peace Out

A Boy and his Baby Sister

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.

“I’ll never do that again!” he told his mother that evening. “I didn’t catch  a thing!”

“Oh, next time I’m sure she’ll be quiet and not scare the fish away,” his mother said.

The boy said, “It wasn’t that. She ate all the bait.” !!

-Peace Out